SHIT SON be cool man be cool they don’t have your photo man they don’t know you maybe that kid could be Peeta I mean it’s a common ass name I ain’t got nothing to worry about I’m inconspicuous as fuck deep breaths deep breathing fuck fuck fuck
maybe it’ll be a bake off
Josh (imitates Vanessa): I’m in love.
Interviewer: Who are you in love with, Vanessa?
Josh: Austin…
Interviewer: Who’s Austin?
Josh: My boo.
Vanessa (as Josh): Vanessa, I think you’ve had too many drinks. Stop talking. (X)
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01/24/11
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01/24/11
tagged as
■ dexter
■ dexter morgan
■ debra morgan
■ lol
■ michael c. hall
■ jennifer carpenter

I don’t know why this is so hilarious to me, but the way her face drops kills me.

M: Long… Like this long!
G: That’s not an infection.
M: No. It’s magic.
Oh, my dirty thoughts. Tell me I wasn’t the only one. :)
